I like to move it, move it.

littledip:

imwithkanye:

First Look: The End Of The World

Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

you know, i love creative geniuses but this image surpasses all of my love for this clan of comedic royalty. simply enamored.

What the fuck, Rihanna.
The rest of the list, yes.

imwithkanye:

First Look: The End Of The World

Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

you know, i love creative geniuses but this image surpasses all of my love for this clan of comedic royalty. simply enamored.

What the fuck, Rihanna.

The rest of the list, yes.

(via indefinitelyflawed)

1 day ago -

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I wanted an audio url, but couldn’t find one.

Been on blast all week, song’s just a beast.

6 days ago

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

Spirit animal.

(Source: s3xnoise)

6 days ago -

93437

Whattt.

I know how I’m gonna salvage my bike now.

That color is boss.

(Source: samwitwicky, via withquest)

6 days ago -

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Oh hey y’all.

I didn’t die. I just… stopped blogging for a while. Well, I kinda stopped living for a while. Just zombied it up, y’know?

Eat, sleep, fake my way through work, repeat.

Yup, just stopped living. I guess I did kinda die.

But I’m back from the dead. Which kills my zombie metaphor… I’m gonna stop, it’s getting too meta up in here.

Umm.

Hey y’all.

6 days ago -

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ohmyasian:

(via Skwishy Angry Baby Face)

2607. Siopao. Like the Chinese version of baozi. It’s pretty awesome how different cultures have similar food items, right?

SOOOO HUNGRY

Must find my mother and force her to make this.

1 month ago -

302

This is my I Hate Cleaning face.

Also my old geezer look.

Humbug.

1 month ago

If I were a single gay man

drinkyourjuice:

looking for love in New York City, I’d just stand in the West Elm at Columbus Circle with a confused expression on my face, because four of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen in my life have separately asked me if I need help while I hold shams up to this quilt and whisper, “Nightmare. This is a nightmare.”

Made my day.

1 month ago -

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Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is her best cover to date. Any time she does an Imogen cover it’s just…. WAHHH SO GOOD.

1 month ago

I’ve been away from Tumblr for awhile and as soon as I come back there’s all these changes. Whatever, it’s all gravy.

And then the whole new terms and agreement deal pops up, and I’m like, sure I accept. Now, instead of doing the normal thing in which I simply click agree and move on with my life, I decide to actually read the thing.

It’s fair. It’s reasonable. I have no problems with any part of it. I mean, I obviously agree with it, since I did actually click agree.

The only part that irks me is the legal jargon. I feel like there should be two versions of an agreement - the legal one and the dumbed down one. I guess I should say that in a nicer way: the legal one and the simple one. Otherwise we end up with quality phrases like this: “such as because of Reblogging.” It’s very Miss South Carolina.

Like, such as because of, y’all. Tumblr’s got some “such as” all up in its legalhood.

I just found that funny. Feel free to ignore, click agree and move on with your life.

TL;DR I’m dumb and OMG changes to Tumblr.

2 months ago

I like to move it, move it.

I throw my humor at you, like a clown armed to the teeth with pies. I put up pictures too. Sometimes I mention my life like it's important.

Oh hey y’all.

If I were a single gay man